here’s the thing: once I get into a habit of things and get comfortable with it, I expect it, therefore, when said thing doesn’t happen, I pretty much have a breakdown and shut myself out

snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

fatkidinmath:

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

(Source: girlhearted)